That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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