I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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