I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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