Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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