we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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