My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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