fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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