did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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