Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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