She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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