question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He passed out mid-signature
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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