Sry I called you an 8
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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