The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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