It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I supernannyed him into submission
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