VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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