so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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