Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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