My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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