Pants 0. Shit 1.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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