Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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