i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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