Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
sex in a hospital.. check
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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