just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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