She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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