I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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