do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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