are you still at the devil's house?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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