haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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