Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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