i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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