Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I didn't notice because vodka
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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