She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I am available for nakedness
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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