is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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