Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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