glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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