fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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