Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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