hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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