I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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