i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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