I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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