Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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