Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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