He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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