we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
did you just send me my own nude
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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