Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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