You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
