we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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