i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
