i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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