im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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