Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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