She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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