I heard we made out
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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