I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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