I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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