She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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